Last Night's Dinner Table Converation

Kate (from England): "Oh yeah, tomorrow is the 4th of July. What do you americans do to celebrate?"

Lee (from U.S.): "Get drunk and blow things up!"

Kate: "hmmmm...... I bet that's what it was originally intended for."

(laughter)

Michelle (from U.S.): "Yeah, I bet that's what the Pilgrims did!!"

(silence..... everyone looks at each other, and then to Michelle)

Me: "Uh, Michelle...... wrong holiday!"